My MK1 after the recent paintwork!
This is what you say when your girlfriend asks why there’s a password on your phone. Or boyfriend or whatever.
Okay I’m out. Long, weird weekend awaits me. Go do something cool and tell me about it on Twitter or something.
I’m a fucking champ.
I originally typed “girlfriends’” and we all laughed and laughed.
This is actually a pretty important one. Saw a dude lose an expensive camera on his birthday like this. He was too drunk to care but still, sucks. Also, if you’re by a pool and someone asks to borrow your phone, you’re getting thrown in. Bonus tip.